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Joke of the Day
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
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"Last night I reached for my medicine and accidentally drank from a bottle of whiteout. I woke up this morning with a huge correction."
"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face!"
"There was a mass sodomy at the McDonald farm. Everyone found out because the pig squealed."
"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fuck"
"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."
"My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked."
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands."
"I saw the middle eastern version of ""Horton Hears a Who"" the other day It was called ""Achmed Hears a Boom"""