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Joke of the Day
"When people tell me I look like my mother, I assume they mean disappointed."
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"TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub."
"A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him."
"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"
"According to my neighbor's diary, I have ""boundary issues""."
"What is tangled rope in space called? Astro-knot"
"[blind date] Her: I'm a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m.. Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*"
"Can February March? Don't know but April May..."
"I used to be poor. Then I found a thesaurus now I am impecunious."
"Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry."