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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry."

"How do they make Holy Water? They boil the hell out of it."

"What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt? That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""

"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."

"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."

"What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong"

"What is a duck's favorite drug? You might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle..."

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"Knock Knock... ""Come in!"""