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Joke of the Day

"I used to be poor. Then I found a thesaurus now I am impecunious."

"When does a tree want less? When it's sycamore."

"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"

"How much does funeral insurance cost Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out Alternatively: an arm and a leg"

"Why are most demolitions experts happy? They get the best blow jobs in town."

"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"

"She got a big booty so I call her Ashley because that's her real name and I don't objectify women."

"What do clothes and religion have in common? Someone invented them and forced them on everyone."

"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."

"Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2."