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Joke of the Day
"According to my neighbor's diary, I have ""boundary issues""."
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"Someone wake up that guy from Green Day."
"My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song ""The Wheels on the Bus"""
"Just got back from seeing a chiropractor that guy cracks me up"
"HAMLET:*Draws sword* How now! a rat?? *stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*"
"Remember when racism meant a political candidate wasn't viable? That was weird."
"-So how can we help you today Mr Benson? ""Please. Mr Benson was my father."" -Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?"
"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"
"I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies... I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)"
"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."