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"Can February March? Don't know but April May..."
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"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"
"I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting Subway breakfast. He understood why."
"Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal? He wasn't cut out for this."
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"Your mother ."
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