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Joke of the Day
"What is tangled rope in space called? Astro-knot"
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"What were the political views of the librarian? She wanted open borders."
"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."
"My dad is sadly hooked up to a life support machine. My mother says he is the most switched-on man in our town."
"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"
"Today, I got lit, went to Denny's, ordered a t-bone & eggs, and scarfed it all down... I guess you could say... it was a ""high-steaks"" scenario."
"My girlfriend is due in two weeks. I can't wait til she's born."
"9*picking his nose* wife:Get your finger out of your nose! me [alone in the bedroom] *takes finger out of nose* *whispers* How did she know?"
"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."
"Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics? LeBronze James"