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Joke of the Day

"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""

"I go to seafood restaurants to show the lobsters in the tank I have a bigger penis than them. Then shrug my shoulders as they boil to death."

"I guess he's going back to ""the artist formerly known as prince"" too soon?"

"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."

"I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!"

"I like my women like I like my memes... Dank"

"Why did the integer drown? Because it can't float."

"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"

"If you asked Jesus on the cross what he wanted the holiday marking his death to be called, ""Good Friday"" would not have leaped to his mind."

"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."