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Joke of the Day
"I guess he's going back to ""the artist formerly known as prince"" too soon?"
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"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts."
"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."
"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a watchtower"
"Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes."
"What do you call an all black sorority? A minority"
"God must love stupid people. He made SO many."
"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"
"What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again? Au nevoir."
"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"