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Joke of the Day

"If you asked Jesus on the cross what he wanted the holiday marking his death to be called, ""Good Friday"" would not have leaped to his mind."

"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"

"Orange Signal Booster Network Service has a mobile phone signal booster that is specifically designed to improve the Orange Network signal."

"My mom laughed at me when I told her I was making a car out of spaghetti... you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!"

"My girlfriend of 8 years recently told me she used to be a man This actually itsn't a joke I just had to get it off my chest. I'm heartbroken, what should I do?"

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."

"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"

"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."