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Joke of the Day

"A joke A dyslexic guy walks into a bra"

"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."

"Who forgot his phone charger today? THIS gu"

"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."

"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"

"Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie... Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back."

"Why does Trump like French music? Because he likes to grab them by Debussy."

"I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It's poop now."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"