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Joke of the Day
"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"
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"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? You may have to give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
"A little boy comes running to his mother.. ""I went into the bathroom and the light came on without me touching anything!"" ""Oh you idiot, you've pissed in the fucking fridge again."""
"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."
"Took my date to Star Wars and dinner... to make sure BB-8."
"When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga"
"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."
"*plugs my phone in to charge when it's at 80%* *lets the low battery warning on my fire alarm beep for 6 months*"
"Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D"
"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""