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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my memes... Dank"
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"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"
"Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage? Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns. Husband: Divorce is strong with this one."
"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"
"Events like the death of the Indian gang-rape victim just help remind me why I hate humans so much."
"5 penises A man visits his doctor and tells him, ""You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"" To which the doctor replies, ""5 penises! How do your pants fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"[Job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength?"" ""Sticking my fingers in people's mouths."" ""Arhghv-um-hirv-ok-hrbsj-hired"""
"Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell."
"What is Baltimore's favourite instrument The lute"
"'Say it with flowers' Send a wreath"