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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys are stupid too."

"I'm just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner"

"Losing my virginity was alot like performing a heart transplant operation. Someone had to die for it to happen."

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"

"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"

"A guy was lying on his bed [NSFW] A guy was lying on his bed, pulling off his boxers when his wife walked in and said, ""you spoil those dogs"""

"Ok What kind of hole do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A paedophile."

"FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid 200 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What's the difference between Toddlers & Tiaras and a scat fetish? One's fucking shit, and the other is a scat fetish. Just made it up, wondered how you guys thought it would be."