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Joke of the Day

"Losing my virginity was alot like performing a heart transplant operation. Someone had to die for it to happen."

"Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice? Because his mind was always on a pellet."

"Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on."

"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."

"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"

"Scientists are now saying climate change is ""whatever"" and life is ""bullshit"" and ""Judith left me last night, that's why I'm drunk at work""."

"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."

"Just when I thought we'd avoided all controversial topics at Thanksgiving dinner my niece said Aristocats was better than The Lion King"

"Being a grown up is throwing something at the trash can, missing, then actually going over and picking it back up."

"Whats 1+0? Babies"