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Joke of the Day
"Ok What kind of hole do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A paedophile."
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"On the bright side of the election There hasn't been a presidential assassination in a while."
"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"
"""NSFW"" Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face afterwards."
"I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety."
"If a rabbit does not get any food for a week... ...he can swallow a whole python. If a rabbit does not get any food or sex for a week, the python will wish he were swallowed first."
"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."
"Two girls one cup in my mouth dick fuckers"
"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."
"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."