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Joke of the Day

"FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up"

"*takes your order* *goes to kitchen* *comes back* ""did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?"" grilled *sighs* *goes to kitchen*"

"People with epilepsy see the opportunity And they seize in it."

"Why was the scare crow given an award? Because he is outstanding in his field."

"I wrote a program to do my acounting It works really well, it said there are 3 in this sentence."

"If you're happy and you know it please don't burden me with your fucking joy."

"Granny Porn Having a Granny Porn fetish must be awesome. The best days of you and your wife's sex life are always ahead of you."

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis? Ricesis"

"The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is, I meet people that I didn't even know were on my friends list."