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Joke of the Day

"Finding Nemo 3: Nemo's mom isn't dead. Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo's mom finds them. It's a revenge tale."

"Nothing is more frightening than accidentally making eye contact with a guy who runs a mall kiosk."

"A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration He calls it a Goldman shower"

"TIL I'm good at posting at the wrong subreddit... jk jk fuck you guys"

"What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's"

"How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]"

"Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out"

"If you don't like the fire....don't tickle the dragon."

"I am racist. fuck NASCAR."

"I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out. Guess he's too ghoul for school."