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Joke of the Day

"Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will ""change contestants lives FOREVER""...and it's a brain swap with a cow."

"Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new Timeline layout?"

"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."

"My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable."

"A man, his wife, his kid, and his dog all walk into a bar. *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Woof!*"

"The problem with driving a Yugo... ... is that the Czech engine light is always on."

"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."

"Have you ever worked on a farm.. Because you sure know how to raise my cock!"

"Honey, the broken condoms are on the couch again. I thought we were calling the kids by their names now dear."

"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"