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Joke of the Day

"China and Russia are having a friendly discussion... Russia: ""I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"" China: ""Do you want Tibet?"""

"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."

"[Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added ""ski"" to the end of the words... I knowski."

"You know what my favorite type of cupholder is? A bra."

"Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that."

"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"

"What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist? A gun only has one trigger."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour. Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this."

"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"

"Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!"""