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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
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"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in the cellar"
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"
"Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people."
"Taught a parrot to repeatedly say ""WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?"" and now I don't have to talk to my kids until Spring so that's pretty cool."
"They all laughed when I told them I'm going to be a comedian... well...they are not laughing anymore!"
"Always leave the shower curtains open. *things I learned from horrors"
"Reality show idea: ""So You Think You Can Touch Mike Tyson's Nose."" Hidden camera. Tyson isn't in on it."
"I made fun of my friend for getting off to humiliation porn. He came."
"""Naps ain't shit!"" -Comas"