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Joke of the Day

"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired."

"New research suggests that humans are double-minded... No they're not!"

"What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps."

"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"

"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."

"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."

"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."

"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"

"NARRATOR: Here we see the gentle reindeer gamboling in the woods... DASHER: [pushing stack of Xmas cookies] Raise NARRATOR: I SAID GAMBOLING"