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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."
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"Things never heard before sex, ""Wait let me take off my crocs first"""
"What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo"
"My wife wanted me to get one of those penis enlargers- so I did... ...she's 21 and her name's Cathy."
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."
"What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!"
"Why are dog boners so classy? Because their pinkie is out ^gross"
"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""
"Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!"
"How long does it take for a GNOME developer to take a shit? I don't know, how long until the next version of GNOME?"