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Joke of the Day

"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."

"Once Chuck Noris .... Once Chuck Noris had sex in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime."

"once tom cruise and will smith bumped into each other.. and this is how online scams get your attention"

"So, uh... How about that airplane food? Edit: I'm so sorry."

"How much sperm do gay guys have? A buttload"

"What's a cannibal's favourite type of food? Finger food!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like"

"Instead of calling them flyover states we should call them comments section."

"Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility. I'm eating around a sticker on an apple cause I'm too lazy to peel it off so I guess no."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer"