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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."

"Nick clegg themed toilets They're full of shit"

"Why are black people so fast? Because all of the slow ones are in jail."

"I knocked over a horny marine on the motorway the other day. I was driving on the hard soldier."

"Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now."

"I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin. I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians."

"Why don't Nazi's like strip clubs? Because, they don't like Poles."

"A man went to a Library and asked for a book on homosexuals. ""Go through the back door"" said the Librarian. ""That's the one"" I replied."

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs You'll find me in my lab"

"Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area."