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Joke of the Day

"So frustrating when you have to text but you're home so you have to go get in the car and drive all the way to the left lane of the freeway."

"I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years."

"An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone."

"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."

"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop."

"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."

"You know what really grinds my gears? Oxidation"

"What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline."

"Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line"

"What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ"