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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"
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"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."
"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."
"So I finally got a housekeeper, it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"
"Did you hear about the guy who is half black and half Japanese? Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey."
"what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucken racist!"
"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."
"[pirate ship capturing another ship] Pirate: Prepare to be bored! Other Captain: Don't you mean boarded? *pirate opens stamp collection*"