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Joke of the Day

"Pennywise the clown to Ronald ""you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."" Ronald McDonald: ""I've killed more people than you."""

"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? An Octopussy."

"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."

"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt? ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"

"America! Where we celebrate mediocrity! 15 year olds should not be praised for losing 50 pounds while still being 300 plus..."

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it So technically officer, that weed is yours."

"Hear about that 70s date rape band? Cosby Pills Smash and Run"