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Joke of the Day

"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow."

"How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration."

"Why did the pirate captain suddenly die? He had an an*yarr*ysm."

"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."

"What else was the man with two penises thankful for? Being ambidextrous."

"The bartender says ""sorry, we don't serve time travellers here"" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna"

"What happened when the frogs car broke down? It got toad"

"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""

"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."