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Joke of the Day
"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."
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"TIL that the term ""A stroke of luck"" has more than one meaning- -when my fortune teller gave me a handjob."
"You need to chew poop. You can only chew one tsp a day. How do you eat 8tsp in two days? Just don't chew."
"My friend said she likes Nickleback"
"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."
"*glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat..."
"I like to think of myself as a humble man. Actually, I just like to think of myself."
"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."
"what did they tell the eastern European tree who wanted a room at the hotel california you can czech in any time you want but you can never leaf"
"What did the nun wear to the casino? Her gambling habit."