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Joke of the Day

"Explanation of HANDSOME A twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people. That's why some men keep getting called handsome."

"i was about to smoke a joint in the park but then i saw a sign that said ""keep off the grass"" and felt judged."

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch."

"My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore... ...so I sent him a card, ""Get well soon."""

"Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!"

"IAMA convicted murderer who escaped last week from an upstate New York prison currently on the run somewhere in North America. AMA!"

"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"Why American Names Are Like ""Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson"" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son."