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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."
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"What do you call a friendly retard? A sweet potato"
"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."
"2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds"
"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""
"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"
"Mom: Want to come over for dinner? Me: No thanks, already ate Mom: What did you have? Me: Peanut butter Mom: With? Me: Spoon"
"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""
"The term ""Grammar Nazi"" is no longer as common It is now called the ""alt-write""."
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."