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Joke of the Day
"Drug Problems I've definitely got a drug problem......................... Seem to have run out"
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"Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs"
"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud."
"You know what really surprised me about the debate tonight? Turns out it *is* possible to have a worse moderator than the team over at /r/news!"
"It doesn't matter how much you move the envelope It'll still be stationary."
"Original joke It may not have been funny but at least it was original"
"The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg."
"[At the ferret store] I'll take five of those furry slinkys"
"My high school bully just made my McDouble, so I guess I won; but then again I am eating at McDonald's so I guess it's a tie."