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Joke of the Day

"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."

"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."

"What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."

"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."

"Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John."

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."

"Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant."

"Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip."

"Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children to make shoes Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children."