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Joke of the Day

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."

"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"

"Rules Rule #1: There are no rules! Rule #2: Rule #1 is a lie! There are ALL THE RULES!"

"Bad news guys. The 1st person who ever typed ""LOL"" into a keyboard just died of double AIDS."

"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"What did the black horse name its daughter? Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work."

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore."

"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD. I suggest you make a list of all your partners--"" Lou Bega: ""Way ahead of you."""