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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."
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"What did the banana say to the orange? Fruit can't talk"
"Can't we just sit and drink somewhere until they build a bar around us?"
"An original joke. Sorry, wrong subreddit."
"I'm sorry son, but autocorrect keeps changing your name to Marty. That's your new name now, there's nothing we can do about it."
"What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? Kryptocurrency"
"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots"
"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"
"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""