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Joke of the Day
"What's a feminist favorite ship? A CENSORSHIP"
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"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"
"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"
"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."
"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."
"What do you call a Mexican vs a Mexican in basketball? Juan on Juan"
"Autotune is the new 80s saxophone."
"forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10"
"""Did you get a haircut?"" ""No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible..."""
"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"