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Joke of the Day

"What's a feminist favorite ship? A CENSORSHIP"

"I just want to give a shoutout to my legs. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today."

"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up."

"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."

"What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type? Back Slash!"

"I reported my bike stolen, now the thief can't use it anymore. Since the police is on it."

"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""

"I always used to think my parents are like siblings' sounds so much better than, my parents are, like, siblings.'"

"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."