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Joke of the Day
"What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."
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"I'm 28 years old, but in marriage years, I'm already dead."
"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"
"What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic? Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Can you think of something more ironic than being a gay chiropractor? Choosing a career in which your job is to make people straight again."
"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"
"Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger."
"[2 monkeys in a bath] Monkey 1: OOOHH OOHH AHH AHHH AHAH!! Monkey 2: If it's too hot Colin, put some cold water in"
"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."
"Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died."