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Joke of the Day
"What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."
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"Oral relief 'Darling, I want some.... Oral relief.' 'You mean you want a blowjob?' 'No, I just want you to shut up.'"
"How do you make five pounds of fat fun? Add a nipple."
"Whats a dentists favorite time of day? The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day"
"If the main character of ""The Walking Dead "" spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?"
"I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now."
"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"
"Can you lmb? person 2: what? lace my boots 2: ok I guess I can so you can lmb? 2: yeah I can lmb wait, you want to lick my balls??? wtf"
"I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as ""all of it."""
"If the stick figure people started committing more crimes... I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI."