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Joke of the Day
"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."
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"5 Jewish ladies sitting at the table in the restaurant... ...waiter comes by few minutes after the food was delivered to the table and asks: -Ladies, is ANYTHING ok?"
"The Devil's Business What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him? -""Nice doing business with you!"""
"How to measure the perfect amount of pasta Step 1: Measure out the perfect amount of pasta. Step 2: Wrong."
"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"
"The snow in the front yard is melting and so far I've found 3 unopened beers. *Adds party planner to resume*"
"What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases? An innertube."
"What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints? an oxy-mormon. or, all of them."
"How do you make your wife scream during sex? You call and tell her about it."
"Invention of the knife ""What is that?"" I call it the 'knife'. ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Greg, I am about to blow your mind."