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Joke of the Day
"Some people are just better left alone. In a jacket, in a room with padded walls."
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"My girlfriends father wont let us sleep together when I stay over Which is a shame because he's a very attractive man."
"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""
"How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked."
"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"
"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."
"Men used to slay dragons, and here I am shuffling around like a penguin with my pants around my ankles looking for extra toilet paper."
"Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?... I guess Alaska professional!"
"Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints"
"ME: I need to pee really bad TEACHER: can you hold it? ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid"