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Joke of the Day
"Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?... I guess Alaska professional!"
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"If by speaking Spanish you mean speaking in English but slower and louder, then yes, I speak Spanish."
"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."
"Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits."