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Joke of the Day
"Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?... I guess Alaska professional!"
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"why isn't thunder called soundning"
"Why does Stevie Wonder smile? Because he's better than you."
"A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus"
"Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare."
"It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow."
"""Can you believe that after all that shit they're still together?"" Who? ""My buttcheeks."""
"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"
"Wife:How'd you sleep? Me: Fine except I got in a gun fight and died and went to the store because I ran out of shampoo W: Ambien:*giggles"
"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""