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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"

"Punctuation is really important: it's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse, and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse."

"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."

"Wanna hear a minimalist joke? What's the difference between oranges?"

"What do terrorists and the England football team have in common? They will never win"

"Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction? HE WAS ON A ROLL!"

"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"

"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"

"I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them! to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on"