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Joke of the Day
"Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints"
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"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."
"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"
"[on first date] Let me get that for you. *holds door open* ""May I help you, sir?"" Yes, my lady would like your finest soft taco supreme..."
"whats the most useless thing on a woman a drunken irishman"
"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"
"One time I got drunk and took the bus... Now that may not sound impressive to you, but I've never driven a bus before."
"Why do terrorists have high sex drives? Because their sperms are always ready and eager for suicide missions."
"What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies."
"What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton"