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Joke of the Day

"What breaks when you give it to a six year old? His hips"

"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."

"Vegetarians have been screaming, ""Save the Animals!"" for years. If they were really interested in animals, why do they keep beating a dead horse?"

"Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a sex change op? It's because they are trans-parent."

"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."

"Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said ""This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"""

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."

"CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another? ME: (OK don't blow this) Sure *she hands me her empty glass & leaves*"

"My friend told me to let loose and be reckless today so I walked really fast with a bowl full of hot soup."