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Joke of the Day

"Vegetarians have been screaming, ""Save the Animals!"" for years. If they were really interested in animals, why do they keep beating a dead horse?"

"Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?"

"No bullshit, if any color is unemployed, its maroon"

"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."

"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."

"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."

"""I don't want no scrubs"" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes"

"How many Nice Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just complement the bulb and get pissed that it won't screw"

"I got depressed last night so I called a self help hotline... I couldn't get through, the line was always busy."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a pervert walk into a bar And he orders a drink"