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Joke of the Day
"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."
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"Why can't motorcycles go faster? They're two tired."
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Stick a finger in his eye."
"It would be rather appropriate to die during sex. We come *into* this world naked and screaming..."
"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."
"I need a keyboard shortcut for ""sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."""
"18yo me (naive, unrefined): I just ate a block of cheese 42yo me (worldly, sophisticated): I just ate a wheel of cheese"
"How do you convince America to join a war? Tell them its almost over"
"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."
"off to see the new anti-semitic Tyler Perry movie, ""Jews Control the Madea."""