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Joke of the Day

"Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad"

"I typed ""Missing medieval servant"" into Google... But it just came up with ""Page not found""."

"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"

"You can't tell me I neglect my children. Nobody else knows where they are either."

"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""

"Twitter birth control: airfare"

"How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem!"

"Back when I was a kid there was no internet so people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"I opened my fortune-cookie. There was nothing inside. Does that mean i have no future?"