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Joke of the Day
"I opened my fortune-cookie. There was nothing inside. Does that mean i have no future?"
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"I like all my women to be Just the same as my morning coffee, I.e. liquid and hot, Often drunk on a yacht And usually bought for a fee."
"It doesn't matter what you order at Taco bell... You're going to end up with Taco-ria"
"Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks."
"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."
"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"
"Did you hear about the failed Indian musician? He was hoisted by his own sitar."
"I shouldn't be entrusted with responsibility. I took my pet rock to the lake for an afternoon of swimming... He drowned. RIP Dwayne"
"Why not call baby pigs ""hamlets"" ?"
"Food Network makes me feel like a perv: Beat it It's not moist enough My wrist is tired Look how thick it's getting It's all about flavor"