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Joke of the Day
"How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem!"
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"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"How do al-Qaeda like their toast? Bean-laden"
"Why did the Red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the American people? America doesn't want Bush."
"I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it"
"I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop."
"A math joke? P1: knock knock. P2: who's there? P1: Deedee who. P2: Deedee who who? P1: one."
"I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat."
"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."