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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"
Next Joke
"Yeah, well, I didn't exactly want to be late for work today either but it's not like hot wings can shave themselves out of chest hair."
"A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says ""first shot's on me"" The gorilla replies ""nah, I got this"""
"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."
"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks."
"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"
"An ISIS recruit asks his wife.. ""Let's try 69 tonight"" Wife says, ""You should rather try 72"". She then blows him up."
"My girlfriend calls me the gas station... Because I have 6-10 pumps."
"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"
"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""